Bill's friend Harry was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning his wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Not sure when Harry gets out of the Hospital.

Hahaha, Harry was asking for it.

heh so funny though. i'd like to do something like that one of these days

then why wont you give it a shot ? (wont take any responsibilities for that one ;D)