A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small
sandal shop. From inside they heard the shop
keeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Vacationers! Come in! Come into
my humble shop!"
So they walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sexgod he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make me any better than I
am?
"The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes. Something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,
"DE WRONG FEET! DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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Have YOU Ever Woken to this Nightmare?!
