The Indian & The Porsche

An Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck
comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door
before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and calls
the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the
policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is
ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be
the same again!"

After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
Indians are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions
that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the
Indian.The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm
was torn off when the truck hit you." The Indian looks down in
absolute horror "F***ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........

"Where's my Rolex ????"

Damn you mcelb I would have laughed my ass off if some of my best friends weren't Indians

Nice one dude

very cheeky

I've heard that one a million times...

Some of my best friends are Indians (and I'm sending them the joke!!) and I laughed my ass off

Maggietobias

I heard this ages ago about Lawyers

I can live with that mcelb. Suddenly the joke seems even funnier. Pikaporeon I like your sig...you had me there.

nah, it's class.... pure class dude.