Full Version: 10 Tips to Prevent Your Child From Being Gay
I didn't know you were a god fearing Christian, Pimp 
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| Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. |
Well, all of us soccer loving Europeans now know what we are
And we also know that people in non-soccer loving countries cut their penises. Btw I don't see any women with mustaches around me. Must be in Latin America 
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| Your child must be taught that men who wear colored underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual – and in America there is no difference between the two. |
So where do most Americans come from originally?
Funny website with some of the darkest satire imaginable.
The ads are amusing as well ... you can get a 'Sodomite' T-Shirt, "Accept Christ and get a FREE Playstation II", buy a 'What would Jesus do?" thong or support Bush/Cheney. I'm still chuckling ....
~SC
The ads are amusing as well ... you can get a 'Sodomite' T-Shirt, "Accept Christ and get a FREE Playstation II", buy a 'What would Jesus do?" thong or support Bush/Cheney. I'm still chuckling ....
~SC
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