A blonde applied to medical school.
Needless to say, she never made it because these were the answers she gave when requested to define the following terms:

ANTIBODY
against everyone

ARTERY
the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA
back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN
what you be after you be eight

BOWEL
letters like a, e, i, o, u

CAESAREAN SECTION
a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY
advanced study of poker playing

CAT SCAN
searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC
neck of a crow

COMA
punctuation mark

CORTISONE
area around local courthouse

CYST
short for sister

DIAGNOSIS
person with a slanted nose

DILATE
the late princess

DISLOCATION
in this place

DUODENUM
couple in jeans

ENEMA
not a friend

FALSE LABOUR
pretending to work

GALLBLADDER
bladder in a girl

GENES
blue denim

GROIN
to mash to a pulp / smile

HERNIA
she is close by

HYMEN
greeting to several males

IMPOTENT
distinguished, well

LABOUR PAIN
hurt at work

LACTOSE
person without toes

LIPOSUCTION
a French kiss

LYMPH
walk unsteadily

MENOPAUSE
I no wait

MICROBES
small dressing gowns

OBESITY
City of Obe

PACEMAKER
winner of Nobel Peace Prize

PROTEIN
in favour of teens

PULSE
grain

RED BLOOD COUNT
Dracula

SECRETION
hiding anything

SEMEN
sailors

SERUM
sailors drink

SUBCUTANEOUS
not cute enough

TABLET
small table