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Man who scratch bum

should not bite fingernails.




Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.







Man who fart in church sit in own pew.





War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.




Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.






Man who live in glass house

should change clothes in basement.







Man with one chopstick go hungry.







Crowded elevator smell different to midget.






Man who run in front of car get tired.





Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Back2goode
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Good for boy to meet girl in park, better for boy to park meat in girl.

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