check out here http://www.phys.ncku.edu.tw/~htsu/humor/fry_egg.html

11 minutes to fry an egg...he just needs a 3+ GHz equivalent CPU. That'll cut the time way down.

captbics

Just overclock that sucker to 6 GhZ... sure your CPU will sort of melt after a few eggs but it'll cut frying time tremendously.

Some people... have too much spare time...