1.) Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
Full Version: Definition of a liberal and conservative
Don't forget - the liberal will first go and take money from someone else to buy the rope! 
The liberal will toss 50 feet of money that he took from the public...
Rope? In Holland the liberal would throw a fifty feet marijuana stick. You can't say the drowning man wouldn't die a happy death.
Yeah but no waterproof match to light it
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