An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route,
he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in
at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She
answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she cried,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to
make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on
the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain
there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying
emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I'm a blonde, gave me a
strange look and then said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
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